You've heard of Happy Wheels, right? It's the latest internet phenomena. Most people at My school hadn't heard of it until I introduced it to My friend. One thing lead to another and well, After a week or so it seemed like everyone was playing it. The main thing that draws people to it is the many ways in which your character can be brutally dissected. For example: You can be decapitated, ripped in half, torn apart by buzzsaws, impaled by spikes, and the like. Forgive Me if I'm going off topic, heh, I'm a little more cautious these days. Anyways, this is how it happened:
It was a late night and I had just finished My daily fap fest over at XNXX. I was home alone that night, so I knew that no matter how loud I was, NOBODY would hear Me wanking. As I began to tire of Pornographic videos, I realized something: I needed to see a man on a segway get decapitated! I soon found Myself typing in the URL needed to access Happy Wheels and off I went into another brutal adventure. The site loaded up just fine, and it all seemed well and good. That is until I saw it;
The main menu screen, while usually showing a poorly animated old man shaking his fists, this time had something blaringly different about it. I couldn't put My finger on it, but something was making me feel uneasy. But, I pushed those feelings down deeper than that time I ate out that Mexican Prostitute and pressed onward, into the game.
Having been a seasoned player, I dove straight into the user generated levels. They were unlike nothing I've ever seen in an online community before. Backgrounds were brilliantly coloured and textured down to the last detail. It was like a design nerds paradise, nay, wet dream. I went to a level entitled "KILL JB AND FAGGOT FAN" knowing it wouldn't be anything special just by reading the title. But when I went in, I saw something I never thought I'd see outside of a shock site.
All along the walls were pictures of corpses, Children, Women, Men, Dogs, Cats, anything and everything was there. The worst part was their eyes. Hyper Realistic. Then the phone rang, It was My friend Blair, and He sounded scared out of his wits.
I asked what was wrong, but He just told me to Calm him down. So, being the friend I am, I told him everything that just happened. He didn't even speak. After about ten minutes of silence, He hung up. I got bored and thought "Fuck Happy Wheels" and went to the computer to turn it off. I didn't realize I left MSN online. What I discovered sent chills down My spine and made My blood run cold.
Blair was online on MSN. But if Blair was online the whole time...
WHO WAS PHONE?!
{{by|KingSpook}}